you know what a package from jade harley is like?? ill show you what a package from jade harley is like

→ Mar 28 2014 / PERMALINK

kittleimp:

middle school vs high school

→ Mar 8 2014 / PERMALINK

→ Mar 7 2014 / PERMALINK

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davidstrider:

i paid for johns and my dinner with money from this wallet and he only kicked me in the shins twice


welcome to the club!! 

davidstrider:

i paid for johns and my dinner with money from this wallet and he only kicked me in the shins twice

welcome to the club!! 

→ Feb 16 2014 / PERMALINK

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Twig and Copper Bracelet Tutorials. "I’m Sticking with You" Valentine’s Day idea.

→ Feb 10 2014 / PERMALINK

jonathanegbert:

davidstrider:

someone asked me to rush for a frat so im going to despite knowing this can only end badly (my kink is surrounding myself in hot homophobic straight guys that smell like cheap beer)

if drunk frat boys in the closet try and hit on you, tell me and i will show up and break a few noses like cameron poe coming to his loving wife’s rescue, except without the 10 years of prison.

let me know if you need me to zap us over ill help keep john out of prison 

→ Feb 5 2014 / PERMALINK

→ Feb 1 2014 / PERMALINK

we could mass produce some timey wimey stuff ill hold a tiny memorial service for the death of the space print trend and we use the money to vacation in japan

→ Feb 1 2014 / PERMALINK

davidstrider:

jadineharley:

what if the next trends are breath time and light themed leggings 

this took me a second but then i understood and peed myself a little

was it in fear because it shouldve been! i had to toss out a bunch of stuff i owned 

→ Feb 1 2014 / PERMALINK

what if the next trends are breath time and light themed leggings 

→ Feb 1 2014 / PERMALINK

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