noooo i would never kill a squirrel, and if youre someone who would then you sound like a huge jerk!!! 

squirrel chasing is definitely a hobby more people should try out 

davidstrider:

jadineharley:

davidstrider:

i keep having to put the budgies back in their cage because jade keeps liberating them

but if they’re not free how will they be able to wake you up and dress you in the morning, dave!!!! 

im a big boy now jade i think i can dress myself without disneys help

you burnt ramen in the microwave last week :/

davidstrider:

i keep having to put the budgies back in their cage because jade keeps liberating them

but if they’re not free how will they be able to wake you up and dress you in the morning, dave!!!! 

ravenqueers:

http://nekofont.upat.jp/

(Source: lovewallace)

!!!!!

davidstrider:

jonathanegbert:

rosellelalonde:

davidstrider:

jadineharley:

rosellelalonde:

jadineharley:

there are so many animals in this house

And the leg of a baby.

and maybe one or two tiny elves 

ive lived here for a while now and can confirm that all of this is true

The elves should pay rent.

i try to tell them to, but they just steal everyone’s shoes.

cardboard cutout justin bieber said he can cover for them

i dont know about that, justin has a lot on his plate lately 

im gonna get some little twigs for artemis in case he wants to build a real nest in johns hair